Since today is Halloween, I thought I might engage in a little monster talk. Did you know that a very scary ghoul was inspired by the newborn parent? Well, not really, but hear me out anyway. I would like to tell you how zombies are not really zombies at all but rather sleep deprived parents. Think about it. The following list is comprised of characteristics that both zombies and parents share:
1) blood shot eyes
2) bed head
3) slow feet dragging walks
4) slurred speach
5) a craving for brains (zombies want to eat them while parents are simply searching
for the brains they lost)
So while you are out trick or treating this holiday season or if you are simply handing out candy remember the zombie. And if you happen to meet one, give them a red bull and watch them change before your very eyes.
With the blink of an eye
11 years ago
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